Cousins.

Cousins.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Ultimate noms.

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

Traffic banana for scale.

Traffic banana for scale.

The price is savage

The price is savage

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.