Dear Santa…

Dear Santa...

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I blame the Christ, personally.

I blame the Christ, personally.

Well, yes actually.

Well, yes actually.

Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?

Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

Meet Octofsck.

children of all* ages.

children of all* ages.

Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.

Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.

Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.

Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.

OG baby yeet trebuchet.

OG baby yeet trebuchet.

We do not speak of such things, Pinky.

We do not speak of such things, Pinky.

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, FYI.

Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, FYI.

Let us begin…

Let us begin…

A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…