Thank you, Sims.
I am the .01%.
Oh sorry! I’m really busy…
Totally worth it.
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!!
Reverse successful black guy meme.
Curse you brain!
We’re going to Petco.
How to prank your friends.
Because zombies are coming, dear.
the coolest dog at the bar
the official outfit of middle aged dads
time zones now exist block to block and house to house
the korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant freaking sword and all other championship trophies no longer count
Join the conversation
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
Just go ahead and give this modern dragon movie masterpiece the oscar for best picture already
bates motel – take a shower at your own risk
there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???
with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end
What are you thoughts on Clerks 3? Are you interested at all?
bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest
living my dream like there is no tomorrow