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Worst pickup lines ever.

Worst pickup lines ever.
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Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls
Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls
Which was your favorite aughts emo band?
Which was your favorite aughts emo band?
and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…
and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…
i don’t think i caught this detail the first time i watched it, even
i don’t think i caught this detail the first time i watched it, even
they’re trying to tell you something
they’re trying to tell you something
its a collector’s item
its a collector’s item
nothing suspicious here
nothing suspicious here
it’s kind of my job
it’s kind of my job
monch
monch
but after four hours you would need to call your doctor
but after four hours you would need to call your doctor
i have no words for this
i have no words for this
too soon?
too soon?
you’re never too old to start working
you’re never too old to start working
she just needs 5 minutes to herself
she just needs 5 minutes to herself
he should be proud he won something
he should be proud he won something