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Worst pickup lines ever.

Worst pickup lines ever.
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<3 you Pepsi
<3 you Pepsi
Frasier still holds up.
Frasier still holds up.
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The boy likes zebras
The boy likes zebras
margarita of pain
margarita of pain
Just a little snack sweetie
Just a little snack sweetie
The real way to eat ramen.
The real way to eat ramen.
A story of lowering self confidence
A story of lowering self confidence
He thought about it.
He thought about it.
Mom knows best
Mom knows best
Sir bites-a-lot
Sir bites-a-lot
Residents watch an iceberg as it passes "Iceberg Alley" in Newfoundland, Canada
Residents watch an iceberg as it passes "Iceberg Alley" in Newfoundland, Canada
Good night, sweet friend.
Good night, sweet friend.
Would you like me to dance for you?
Would you like me to dance for you?
It’s a matter of pride, however misguided.
It’s a matter of pride, however misguided.
Waterbeds+were+ultra+lit%2C+circa+1985s.
Waterbeds were ultra lit, circa 1985s.
Onward%2C+hooman%21
Onward, hooman!
Winter+wonderland+is+for+the+birds.
Winter wonderland is for the birds.
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+10.
I’ll take 10.
Join the conversation
Welcome+back+chonk+boy.
Welcome back chonk boy.
Luna+needs+Polyjuice%26%238230%3B
Luna needs Polyjuice…
Someone+is+taking+some+angst+out+at+the+airport+this+morning.
Someone is taking some angst out at the airport this morning.
Will+the+circle+be+unbroken%3F
Will the circle be unbroken?
There%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+more+dangerous+mammal%26%238230%3B
There’s always a more dangerous mammal…
Rachel+explores+a+flow+of+consciousness.
Rachel explores a flow of consciousness.
A+Teacher%26%238217%3Bs+contract%2C+circa+1923.
A Teacher’s contract, circa 1923.
Rush+hour+can+not+constrain+the+call+of+the+wild.
Rush hour can not constrain the call of the wild.