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Worst pickup lines ever.

Worst pickup lines ever.
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My wallet is like an onion…
My wallet is like an onion…
Spongebob! No!
Spongebob! No!
Officially creeped out.
Officially creeped out.
Alright… who farted?
Alright… who farted?
Rock on.
Rock on.
If guns don’t kill people…
If guns don’t kill people…
The cutest masseuse.
The cutest masseuse.
Relationship advice.
Relationship advice.
Just ordering some fast food.
Just ordering some fast food.
New books are awesome.
New books are awesome.
I have puppies instead of children…
I have puppies instead of children…
Programming languages.
Programming languages.
Define immature…
Define immature…
History is insane.
History is insane.
Me talking about the Higgs Boson.
Me talking about the Higgs Boson.
mind+blown
mind blown
Needs+more+salt
Needs more salt
Followed+directions+perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Join the conversation
The+fiat+joke+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know+I+needed+in+my+life
The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
cats+love+queen
cats love queen
retired+firehoses
retired firehoses
Seriously%2C+why+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+stop+hitting+yourself%3F
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
666+is+divisible+by+3
666 is divisible by 3
He+became+his+legacy.+Literally
He became his legacy. Literally
This+person+really+needs+to+play+Smash
This person really needs to play Smash