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An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog
a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast
boba fett is actually pinocchio
was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?
keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that
am i phobos the moon of mars?
who is greg and what is he capable of?
70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock
helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day
the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of
it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald
walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later
funny how that worked out
a pathway to many self realizations that some consider….unnatural
a load of croc
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Bob the bewildered
what a boi
“Riley was here”