Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Build the wall!
Just F’n around.
Preventing Carpal Tunnel
Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.
I can dig it.
*toot toot* stealin’ ya grills…
When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
Specific and relatable, yes.
Donnie loves getting owned by the libs…
Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.
Are you winning, son?
I’ve learned so much this year…
Bible is or bible isn’t.
They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
Top of the mornin’ to ya!
Why eyebrows are important.
Join the conversation
R2D2 before his paint job.
The chicken police.
Justin Bieber – Before and after.
Every day I’m shufflin’.