I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

another delicious hummuscide

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the law of giants

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

was joining the US military the original squid game?

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

say aloe to my little friend

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

it’s okay to stare

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral