I’m going to need one of these.

I'm going to need one of these.

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest