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The Shakespearean insult kit.

The Shakespearean insult kit.
*robotic zooming noises*
*robotic zooming noises*
Gut morning, Fräulein.
Gut morning, Fräulein.
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Burn it with color.
Burn it with color.
-_- *Orange*
-_- *Orange*
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
Respect, though.
Respect, though.
This is fine.
This is fine.
I+told+a+chemistry+joke+today%26%238230%3B
I told a chemistry joke today…
Tourist+vs.+art+graduate+vs.+Asian.
Tourist vs. art graduate vs. Asian.
How+to+get+a+tank.
How to get a tank.
I+MAED+DIS.
I MAED DIS.
Join the conversation
You+too%3F
You too?
Jingle+bells%2C+Twilight+smells.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells.
Get+this+kid+a+haircut.
Get this kid a haircut.
That+moment.
That moment.
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks.
The+more+you+know.
The more you know.
What+happened+to+us%26%238230%3B%3F
What happened to us…?
Some+people+are+alive+only+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+illegal+to+kill+them.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.