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I told a chemistry joke today…

I told a chemistry joke today...
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
just get to the recipe already!
just get to the recipe already!
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?
are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?
nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing
nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
beavers hate running water
beavers hate running water
reading is magic
reading is magic
The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family
The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family
I never thought of it that way
I never thought of it that way
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
immortal scam artist finally caught
immortal scam artist finally caught
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
The+time+has+come%21
The time has come!
Gotta+have+that+new+iPhone+though%26%238230%3B
Gotta have that new iPhone though…
Carl+Sagan%2C+everyone.
Carl Sagan, everyone.
Ooo+go+on+then%2C+won%26%238217%3Bt+I%21
Ooo go on then, won’t I!
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Montana+Governor+declares+the+Easter+Bunny%2C+Tooth+Fairy%2C+and+Nargles+as+essential.
Montana Governor declares the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Nargles as essential.
So+long+and+thanks+for+all+the+oil%26%238230%3B
So long and thanks for all the oil…
The+melons+are+causing+a+c+o+n+c+e+r+n.
The melons are causing a c o n c e r n.
We+are+all+special+little+orchids%2C+really.
We are all special little orchids, really.
He+might+actually+have+an+idea%26%238230%3B
He might actually have an idea…
Right+on+shedual.
Right on shedual.
Have+a+very+Bob+Ross+Easter
Have a very Bob Ross Easter
I+guess+you+could+say+they+had+the+munchies%26%238230%3B
I guess you could say they had the munchies…