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I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.

I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
So hipster.
So hipster.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
poo+with+a+view
poo with a view
mortal+mario+kart+kombat
mortal mario kart kombat
and+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+daily+double%21
and it’s a daily double!
what+are+you+putting+in+your+taco%3F
what are you putting in your taco?
Join the conversation
give+us+a+kiss
give us a kiss
better+than+drugs+is+an+understatement
better than drugs is an understatement
gonna+sleep+so+good+i+go+back+in+time%21
gonna sleep so good i go back in time!
historical+thirst
historical thirst
the+definition+is+in+the+spelling
the definition is in the spelling
is+this+the+greatest+video+game+discovery+of+all+time%3F
is this the greatest video game discovery of all time?
it%26%238217%3Bs+morphin%26%238217%3B+time%21
it’s morphin’ time!
women+inherit+the+earth
women inherit the earth