Self-defense for women.

Cats keep it pretty simple…

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

Use the black arts wisely.

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Recycling 2020…

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

It is finished, it is done…

When NASA engineers get bored…

Cheap entertainment!

Friendly reminder to move on.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.