Feeling Lucky?

You do not decline Chuck Norris.

You do not decline Chuck Norris.
who has it worse?
who has it worse?
a true american patriot
a true american patriot
and now I can’t look to my left
and now I can’t look to my left
committing this to memory
committing this to memory
she has entered the endgame
she has entered the endgame
what a happy surprise!
what a happy surprise!
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
brain is broken
brain is broken
there’s always a next time
there’s always a next time
I think i’m hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
per my last shot
per my last shot
i ride it on the parade route
i ride it on the parade route
i really want a donut now
i really want a donut now
what is this sorcery
what is this sorcery
Miss+me+with+that%26%238230%3B
Miss me with that…
NEVER+FORGE%5BT%5D
NEVER FORGE[T]
PETA+dishing+out+alternatives.
PETA dishing out alternatives.
Poland+has+the+worlds+deepest+diving+pool+at+45.5+meters+deep.
Poland has the worlds deepest diving pool at 45.5 meters deep.
Join the conversation
Feed+the+birbs.
Feed the birbs.
Give-a-dog-a-bone%2C+won%26%238217%3Bt+you%3F
Give-a-dog-a-bone, won’t you?
Sushi+roll+toys+installed+for+eels+to+play+in.
Sushi roll toys installed for eels to play in.
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+Chewie+attac.
This is what it’s like when Chewie attac.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+what+it+looks+like%2C+probably.+%26%238211%3B+Pupper%2C+definitely.
It’s not what it looks like, probably. – Pupper, definitely.
Aunties+whom+long+con.
Aunties whom long con.
RIP+In+Peace%2C+Mr.+King.
RIP In Peace, Mr. King.
Short+stories.
Short stories.