Heard you’re pregnant…

all these hosen

with one final snip, the dulled pair is discarded, its service remembered, and the new pair is borne

now i live in the dark ages :(

i’d take $2

fava beans

the worst part is it makes you feel old. Second worst part is this is solvable with a google search

if you know, you know

u wouldnt download a car

yoga pants too? guess I’m goin’

screening competition

let people enjoy things

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

10 More Star Wars Memes to Save the Galaxy

soon, my pretty, soon

the odds of you being here are slim. The odds of you succeeding your rarest opportunity are more likely!