never throw out a perfectly good ziploc bag
spicy tuna shamed cut roll
a horrible success
sleep like a bear
ride ’em like a cowboy!
why it’s called pizza
medusa objectifies people
accurately drawn cats
love at first sight
cotton eye joe uncertainty principle
millionth time, every time
taking care of a kid in a horror movie
you know you’re a historian if…
When your mom runs into a friend…
Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer. – Nic Offerman
Some Reasons To Date Me
John Cena proposing to Nikki Bella at WrestleMania
Join the conversation
Me on a first date.
Straight to the point
Must be a medicine man.
Only 90’s kids will remember!
What happens when you cut PBS funds
Every monster has it’s weakness
Pablo Escobar and his son in front of the White House