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Anatomy of a unicorn.

Anatomy of a unicorn.
Amy, your mother is calling…
Amy, your mother is calling…
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
I could go for a few pints…
I could go for a few pints…
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
I could watch this sport.
I could watch this sport.
Well, sure… bud.
Well, sure… bud.
I really don’t care, do you?
I really don’t care, do you?
Match made in prehistory…
Match made in prehistory…
Quick maths!
Quick maths!
Spam is weird circa 2021
Spam is weird circa 2021
New coffee shop starter pack…
New coffee shop starter pack…
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
I would torrent that reboot…
I would torrent that reboot…
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…