when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…
that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger
text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up
you might just call it a… murder investigation!
he can’t hear you!
there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest
peekaboo for adults
Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?
did you know e.t. had a last name?
the world is ready to see me at my worst
use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
books are priceless treasures
not a single plant in this photo
This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april
The breadsticks will flow.
Search in your heart, the answer will manifest.
The transformation you needed…
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Well played, Mr. Jutt. Well played.
We’re going to need more lenses…
You really gotta commit to it…
When you can’t stop checking out your significant udder…
Ban emotional support clowns
Once you go blind…
The only time grandma will leave you hungry…