Not sure if I’m too old for presents… or my family hates me.

Not sure if I'm too old for presents... or my family hates me.

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he wants to go on a walk, by any means necessary

he wants to go on a walk, by any means necessary

directed by judd apatow

directed by judd apatow

is this what upcycling is?

is this what upcycling is?

i love this grandma

i love this grandma

and now it’s stuck in my head

and now it’s stuck in my head

*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!

*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!

… and now we know what really happened that fateful night

… and now we know what really happened that fateful night

it’s okay to fail. Sometimes we all need to be reminded of that

it’s okay to fail. Sometimes we all need to be reminded of that

40 is the new 80

40 is the new 80

don’t sit on the ducks

don’t sit on the ducks

it’s a swollow

it’s a swollow

clever kids

this was hard to read

this was hard to read

i want it and i want it now

i want it and i want it now

incentives don’t pay the bills

incentives don’t pay the bills