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I’d totally eat you last.

I'd totally eat you last.
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bluffing my attention
bluffing my attention
bones or bonus, fairy?
bones or bonus, fairy?
dreamy view, reality check
dreamy view, reality check
sleep-deprived exploration
sleep-deprived exploration
lost in transit
lost in transit
round and ready
round and ready
tiny doom patrol
tiny doom patrol
unexpected aisle adventures
unexpected aisle adventures
scroll detox espresso
scroll detox espresso
naps on command
naps on command
brain hit send
brain hit send
reboot, rest, repeat
reboot, rest, repeat
Oscar-worthy overreaction
Oscar-worthy overreaction
dust buster disaster
dust buster disaster
tiptoeing through triggers
tiptoeing through triggers
I%26%238217%3Bve+found+my+calling
I’ve found my calling
don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+his+meat
don’t mess with his meat
like+the+moon+landing%2C+this+photo+was+staged
like the moon landing, this photo was staged
do+something+nice+for+a++pig
do something nice for a pig
Join the conversation
when+in+doubt%2C+try+and+turbofolk+your+problems+away.+and+then+sue
when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue
never+give+up+hope
never give up hope
nothing+in+this+world+smells+better+than+cinnabon
nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon
don%26%238217%3Bt+be+selfish
don’t be selfish
extension+granted
extension granted
god+bless+america
god bless america
teacher+and+wing+woman
teacher and wing woman
not+the+worst+life%2C+honestly
not the worst life, honestly