…because Patrick.

...because Patrick.

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

the coolest dog at the bar

the coolest dog at the bar

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

goblins don’t watch netflix

goblins don’t watch netflix

there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???

there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are