I need an adult.
The ocean is inside of this opal.
Volkswagen van for scale
Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?
Help. The bad man touched me.
Watching a movie with a parent.
Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.
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Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?
It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.
Riddle me this, atheists…
The difference between creepy and cool.
such a misunderstood creature
what every kid wants for christmas
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
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anyone else seething with rage at this?
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
i should have texted instead
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
of course this happened in texas
classic carrie bradshaw
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure