Magnum Pi.

such a misunderstood creature

for family

what every kid wants for christmas

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

anyone else seething with rage at this?

macaroni rascals

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i should have texted instead

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

of course this happened in texas

classic carrie bradshaw

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure