Words.

Words.

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

time to cry!

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

spitting venom

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

beer science