Mom says I spend too much time on the web.
she’s finally snapped
umnute – fart – resignation
i was not wondering, but i’m not disappointed
and the job was only created 100 years ago
queen of the night
medium rare socks
your 2023 winner for best picture at the academy awards is…
we are all magic skeletons
they’re not dead
filled with blood jam
would you like to see my rock collection?
be like pooh
The mchistory we don’t mctalk about
i have a guardian angel?
I would watch the new Crime Stoppers season.
A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.
Stonehenge is a movie set, prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
Bah [will] ram you.
Seize every opportunity to eat 56 scoops at once.
I choose dinosours, personally.
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
Gran vibes persist.
In honour of the Redskins exploring a rebrand…
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.