% Feeling Lucky? %

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Still a better love story than Twilight.
Swagger. I has it.
Swagger. I has it.
Hug me brotha!
Hug me brotha!
Private vs. Public.
Private vs. Public.
Indiana bigot meets Billy Madison.
Indiana bigot meets Billy Madison.
Lightning at the Vatican.
Lightning at the Vatican.
When a smoker quits.
When a smoker quits.
Smokers are jokers mmmkay?
Smokers are jokers mmmkay?
How to dress like a sir.
How to dress like a sir.
All the shakes!
All the shakes!
I like you.
I like you.
Going for a walk, like a sir.
Going for a walk, like a sir.
Baby polar bear exploring the snow.
Baby polar bear exploring the snow.
Minecraft is awesome.
Minecraft is awesome.
A Valentine’s day poem.
A Valentine’s day poem.
Trolling the police.
Trolling the police.
CRONCH+CRONCH
CRONCH CRONCH
Why+would+you+tell+him+that%3F
Why would you tell him that?
Just+another+stable+genius.
Just another stable genius.
Bon+voyage%2C+wee+cosmonaut.
Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.
Join the conversation
Got+%26%238216%3Beeeem+%5Beventually%5D
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
%2Ainvests+in+Depends%2A
*invests in Depends*
Llamas+on+ffire.
Llamas on ffire.
30+is+the+new+80
30 is the new 80
Burn+it+with+color.
Burn it with color.
%26%238216%3Bstralia+is+quite+large.
‘stralia is quite large.
%2Arobotic+zooming+noises%2A
*robotic zooming noises*
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+a+big+fan+of+magic..
I’m not a big fan of magic..