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How Twilight was written…

How Twilight was written...
mine cleaned the floor with a banana
mine cleaned the floor with a banana
therapist with a black belt
therapist with a black belt
joke aged like wine, not empire
joke aged like wine, not empire
we’re late for nonsense!
we’re late for nonsense!
ripped jeans, unbroken spirits, double scoops
ripped jeans, unbroken spirits, double scoops
where is Raven-nap?!
where is Raven-nap?!
privacy? it’s curtainly a joke
privacy? it’s curtainly a joke
sneaker soap opera
sneaker soap opera
Mary River Turtle
Mary River Turtle
emotional support fish
emotional support fish
it’s got bright attachment issues
it’s got bright attachment issues
calendar invite:“battle+feedback loop”
calendar invite:“battle+feedback loop”
literally ruined my vocab journey
literally ruined my vocab journey
kiss me like fireworks just started
kiss me like fireworks just started
from hope to nope
from hope to nope
You+must+take+advantage+of+the+situation%2C+should+it+arise
You must take advantage of the situation, should it arise
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+a+piece+of+garbage+human
When you’re not a piece of garbage human
Killing+the+pole.
Killing the pole.
It%26%238217%3Bs+stuffed%26%238230%3B
It’s stuffed…
Join the conversation
My+teacup+is+ready.
My teacup is ready.
This+Gonna+Hurt
This Gonna Hurt
WAKE+UP+SHEEPLE%21
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
After+this+election+season%3A
After this election season:
The+ol%26%238217%3B+razzle+dazzle%21
The ol’ razzle dazzle!
Extreme+waves+in+the+North+Sea
Extreme waves in the North Sea
I+could+not+agree+more.
I could not agree more.
Thank+you%2C+sir.
Thank you, sir.