Douchebag merit badges.

When you think you’re a Disney princess but end up getting bullied by a flock of cockatoos…

Gotdammit, Chad.

It’s all really quite simple…

High IQ dealers…

Bea Arthur can get it.

Be careful who you buy flowers for.

Jim Carrey does the best joking.

Papa has burned the building.

Advanced wireless

I fear we are all casualties of war.

We’ll get ’em next year…

I could wear this t-shirt.

The Looney Tunes School of Espionage

Someone in Austin having way too much fun.

Settle back in and collect your Libra…