One does not simply walk into…

it has stories to tell

avoiding people in public is exhausting

sea urchins love hats

he had too many balls in the air

never letting go

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

live laugh lobotomy

there’s no way a home made this soup

ode de febreeze

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

i live at the zoo now

mephisto signing off off of zoom

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

and they said hollywood was out of ideas