doot that thing!
Criminal status: pending
The odds are not in your favor, generally.
You weren’t supposed to do that…
Sip n’ shop…
Johnny get your gun…
The bride was in tiers the rest of the night…
It’s that time of the year again…
Handicappees have all the fun…
He is come, he is risen…
Get to steppin’, earthling.
Technology isn’t all bad, I suppose.
I’d rather be a luddite, thanks.
The Seattle Space Needle Billboard, circa 1977.
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
Well, that wasn’t very hard at all…
Maurice does love his baguettes…
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
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Consent is randy, baby.
Are you not satiated?
How to handle a Michael Scott – A Guide
Do it for the dough.
0, 1, 2… skip a few…
So progressive, really.
The transformation has gone awry…