Sometimes, I like to glue my spare change to my face…
Stop sleeping with your coworkers.
Shut up and hide my money!
Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica version)
When I run out of makeup…
Vampires in the city!
Opening the Mona Lisa after World War II.
Easily the happiest man in the room.
Not for safe for drunks.
Fish… fish… fish…
Passive psychological warfare.
The least type-cast actor.
Gamers Get Girls.
I have found my sweatshirt.
Here’s yer sign…
Something that would have been good to know YESTERDAY…
Southern winter is coming…
So you’re saying there’s a chance!?
Join the conversation
We have found she who precedes time.
Wait a minute…
This year is going to be so lit.
Something about math books…
We’re gonna need more tax dollars.
Just your average regular man eating regular salads…
When your neighbors are carnivores…
Minimum wage should be by the second…