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I love the crap out of unicorns…

thank you for delaying my emergency, teach
thank you for delaying my emergency, teach
time for the ultimate debate
time for the ultimate debate
did joe leave, or did joe “leave”
did joe leave, or did joe “leave”
such a clean move
such a clean move
*hiss of gluttony*
*hiss of gluttony*
auf wheatersehen
auf wheatersehen
sorry, forgot to erase that
sorry, forgot to erase that
this makes my skin crawl
this makes my skin crawl
they’ll never know what hit ’em
they’ll never know what hit ’em
kids say the wildest things
kids say the wildest things
isn’t that…everything…?
isn’t that…everything…?
no monopoly, mario party, or yahtzee allowed anymore
no monopoly, mario party, or yahtzee allowed anymore
10 BFF Memes to Share with your Bestie
10 BFF Memes to Share with your Bestie
it’s in queso-emergency!
it’s in queso-emergency!
if i can carry it all like this, i technically didn’t need a basket
if i can carry it all like this, i technically didn’t need a basket
When+I+come+home+from+work%26%238230%3B
When I come home from work…
Thanks%2C+Obama.
Thanks, Obama.
I+climbed+the+corporate+ladder%26%238230%3B
I climbed the corporate ladder…
Working+for+the+government.
Working for the government.
Join the conversation
Suddenly+realized%26%238230%3B
Suddenly realized…
If+you%26%238217%3Bre+afraid+of+spiders%26%238230%3B
If you’re afraid of spiders…
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Loaded+A-10+Thunderbolt+II
Loaded A-10 Thunderbolt II
The+good%2C+the+bag%2C+and+the+unlucky.
The good, the bag, and the unlucky.
As+an+Indian%2C+this+is+my+comeback+to+%26%238220%3Byo+mama%26%238221%3B+jokes
As an Indian, this is my comeback to “yo mama” jokes
Syria+really+needs+our+help%26%238230%3B
Syria really needs our help…
Gimme+a+kiss%21
Gimme a kiss!