Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale.

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Surprise spider attack!

Surprise spider attack!

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

I like your bear’d.

I like your bear’d.

So you just lie?

So you just lie?

Wait. What?

Why I’m wearing headphones.

Why I’m wearing headphones.

Pilsbury scream.

Pilsbury scream.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

How college works.

How college works.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

Getting out of bed for school in the morning.

Getting out of bed for school in the morning.

Hedgehogs are jerks.

Hedgehogs are jerks.