Do want.

Do want.

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

qr codes will never run out

qr codes will never run out

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

goblins don’t watch netflix

goblins don’t watch netflix