Japan juicebox is cooler than you.

married too young

anxiety and provolone – the title of my memoir

phew!

what wonder drug is this for?

morning self affirmations

the only way to eat a fruit roll up

toot toot

inspired by the velocipastor

this can only end with a valuable lesson being learned. and maybe a trip to the er

this is the year i choose books over booze

i’ll have one finland breakfast, please

you ruined it, grandpa…

i bet their babies are adorable

why would anyone be so cruel?

wait, where do I go to see this?