How to ruin your twin’s life.

Moove on?

In partnership with the National Runaway Safeline. Catch a Greyhound home…

These stairs look normal when you’re intoxicated, probably.

über

I don’t think so, Tim.

GGEZ

Wanna meet the kitty?

I could urinate here.

Now boarding flight 9 3/4’s…

Virtually every physical feature outside and inside the Swedish Black Hen is the deepest black color. They also taste delicious, allegedly.

The 90’s were a blessed time period #637

I’m not a car guy, OK?

In Thailand, they censor guns in movies when they are aimed at humans. It could be any thing…

If only we could unscrew the top!

The world’s largest candy necklace, for some reason.