You know it’s true.

keep laughing see what happens

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

this description is way too accurate

turtle burglar

the insurance mafia

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

all is not well in waffleville

reason #1 is pretty obvious

you’re*

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

every color means go to a cyclist

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

the power rangers have very patient villains

inflatable baby prison