Trolling Saruman.

half human, half rotisserie chicken

half human, half rotisserie chicken

instant lava simulator

instant lava simulator

smells like genius… and melted wire

smells like genius… and melted wire

give me mars!

90% chance of flying bins

90% chance of flying bins

left with depression and cat gifs

left with depression and cat gifs

those legs? illegal in five countries

those legs? illegal in five countries

trust? no. truce? absolutely

trust? no. truce? absolutely

she’s full of lies and nuggets

she’s full of lies and nuggets

emotionally hungry, not physically

emotionally hungry, not physically

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

root cause? me. always me.

root cause? me. always me.

45 degrees of inner monologue

45 degrees of inner monologue

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

dying inside, glowing outside

dying inside, glowing outside