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Why I’m single…

Why I'm single...
How narcissistic.
How narcissistic.
Best photobomb I’ve seen.
Best photobomb I’ve seen.
My stomach on a first date.
My stomach on a first date.
If you think women are the weaker sex…
If you think women are the weaker sex…
Smartwatch concepts.
Smartwatch concepts.
Slow and painful…
Slow and painful…
OMG, what color lipstick is that?!
OMG, what color lipstick is that?!
A nice hot cup of coffee.
A nice hot cup of coffee.
20 jokes that are just ok.
20 jokes that are just ok.
Come to my “pool party”
Come to my “pool party”
Vaccinations?
Vaccinations?
Popping a balloon with a jump kick.
Popping a balloon with a jump kick.
Where cotton candy comes from.
Where cotton candy comes from.
Bill Gates is a bad influence.
Bill Gates is a bad influence.
Faith in humanity restored.
Faith in humanity restored.
WE+HAVE+LOST+SIGHT+OF+THE+BAR
WE HAVE LOST SIGHT OF THE BAR
Extortion+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+cutest.
Extortion at it’s cutest.
Accurate
Accurate
Transparency
Transparency
Join the conversation
The+War+on+Whom%3F
The War on Whom?
Can%26%238217%3Bt+handle+the+yums%21
Can’t handle the yums!
Self-depreciation+at+it%26%238217%3Bs+most+proper.
Self-depreciation at it’s most proper.
returns
returns
This+gem+of+a+human+was+in+front+of+me+in+the+Starbucks+line+today.
This gem of a human was in front of me in the Starbucks line today.
I%26%238217%3Bm+ur+mother+now
I’m ur mother now
Good+ol%26%238217%3B+Dutch+engineering.
Good ol’ Dutch engineering.
Grandma%26%238217%3Bs+glocoma+has+never+been+better.
Grandma’s glocoma has never been better.