% Feeling Lucky? %

Sarah Jessica Parkour.

Sarah Jessica Parkour.
*prepares pokeball*
*prepares pokeball*
A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.
A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.
Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…
Nerding out with my OCD and a box of Nerds…
Lord Farquaad is risen from the grave!
Lord Farquaad is risen from the grave!
Harambe is risen.
Harambe is risen.
Vegas casino security overlooking the pit, circa 1969.
Vegas casino security overlooking the pit, circa 1969.
Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings 🇩🇰
Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings 🇩🇰
You can’t even handle me, damnit.
You can’t even handle me, damnit.
It’s a string…
It’s a string…
Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.
Record low water levels reveal waste dumped by the US in Greenland during the cold war.
Bring your kids to work day did not go well.
Bring your kids to work day did not go well.
This record breaking pumpkin refuses to give Han Solo a second chance…
This record breaking pumpkin refuses to give Han Solo a second chance…
Dodge ALL the bullets…
Dodge ALL the bullets…
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
*chuckles* I’m in danger…
*chuckles* I’m in danger…
1993+vs+2013
1993 vs 2013
Table+Or+Booth
Table Or Booth
What+comes+after+C%3F
What comes after C?
First+Date
First Date
Join the conversation
My+Favorite+Gloria+Moment
My Favorite Gloria Moment
Like+An+Angry+Pterodactyl
Like An Angry Pterodactyl
Hello+Darkness+My+Old+Friend
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
The+Working+Dead
The Working Dead
Five+beers+please
Five beers please
Dad%26%23039%3Bs+adopted
Dad's adopted
The+fact+that+I+could+see+this+happening+makes+me+very+sad
The fact that I could see this happening makes me very sad
Just+for+the+record%2C+not+all+Christians+are+nuts.
Just for the record, not all Christians are nuts.