Agreed.

they’ll definitely grow back

men, do you accept the challenge?

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

now your kids can suffer just like you!

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

so satisfying

it just wants to have its voice heard

fight the system!

right swipe

His other son is named kal-el

death by roomba army

genius. dishonest, but genius

they really hate the moon

spared no expense