Scumbag teacher.

And yes, they do talk to people on Earth in their free time!

Never forget……The hummus

If you visit us in England, please use the correct terminology. Here is a handy guide. The locals will appreciate it.

And rain is just them crying about being so heavy

The tiniest floof.

It has been 5 years and I still think about this guy.

She Didn’t Sugarcoat It

All Things Are Made Of Four Elements

Just pick a book

When my 10 year old asks what a VHS is while I tell a story

Trees are important

Can't Chase The Ball Right Now, Have A Friend To Hold

Damn fiddlers

Female body types

What the Starbucks cup drama looked like to someone out of the loop