% Feeling Lucky? %

Throwing stars are overrated.

Tipping servers.
Tipping servers.
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Yo Tim! Wassup!
Yo Tim! Wassup!
My dad left me a surprise…
My dad left me a surprise…
Suddenly realized…
Suddenly realized…
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
My dog, lately.
My dog, lately.
If you’re afraid of spiders…
If you’re afraid of spiders…
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
Thanks, Obama.
Thanks, Obama.
New cure for asthma sufferers.
New cure for asthma sufferers.
I climbed the corporate ladder…
I climbed the corporate ladder…
My cat loves boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Syria really needs our help…
Syria really needs our help…
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
Join the conversation
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
I+wonder+how+much+their+textbooks+are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…
The+baked+goods+have+spoken%21
The baked goods have spoken!
It%26%238217%3Bs+as+good+as+free+real+estate%21
It’s as good as free real estate!
Sentient+mouths.
Sentient mouths.