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First world problems.

First world problems.
Pet shaming has gone too far
Pet shaming has gone too far
I’m not good at this…
I’m not good at this…
Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria, Germany
Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria, Germany
Almost Cosmo…. Almost.
Almost Cosmo…. Almost.
8-bit orca
8-bit orca
Spinning roundhouse kicks are strangely arousing…
Spinning roundhouse kicks are strangely arousing…
This dog cares about the environment more than I do…
This dog cares about the environment more than I do…
Buh bye now.
Buh bye now.
You’re not Jim…
You’re not Jim…
When fainting on set turns out wonderfully.
When fainting on set turns out wonderfully.
Gonna burn the building…
Gonna burn the building…
my experience with tinder
my experience with tinder
Current financial status
Current financial status
Sorry, I don’t drink.
Sorry, I don’t drink.
Dating a programmer
Dating a programmer
The+March+is+nigh%26%238230%3B
The March is nigh…
Maybe+skip+the+handshake+this+year+and+just+tip+your+hat.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
Al+Capone+ran+a+soup+kitchen+for+the+unemployed+during+the+Great+Depression%2C+BTW.
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.
Success+is+earned.
Success is earned.
Join the conversation
Just+gotta+let+it+fly%2C+on+occasion.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+pour+to+it.
It’s got a different pour to it.
America+should+really+up+their+vending+machine+game%26%238230%3B
America should really up their vending machine game…
Lost+in+Translation
Lost in Translation
Gets+me+every+year.
Gets me every year.
How+to+survive+being+buried+undead.
How to survive being buried undead.
I+would+watch+this+spin+off.
I would watch this spin off.
I+would+eat+there%26%238230%3B
I would eat there…