Microwave (noun):

Microwave (noun):

Miss Idaho, circa 1935.

Miss Idaho, circa 1935.

Never mind the man behind the curtain.

Never mind the man behind the curtain.

Goldfish go flopppp.

Goldfish go flopppp.

Can we get a close up of the cans?

Can we get a close up of the cans?

Don’t do drugs – This guy, definitly.

Don’t do drugs – This guy, definitly.

This guy has impeccable blood pressure.

This guy has impeccable blood pressure.

Get that good good drip.

Get that good good drip.

Thanks, Obama.

This causes trust issues.

This causes trust issues.

Be careful out there.

Be careful out there.

The most suspect looking technician at the SpaceX/NASA private/public partnership launch… *insert evile laughter*

The most suspect looking technician at the SpaceX/NASA private/public partnership launch… *insert evile laughter*

This is a win win, win situation.

This is a win win, win situation.

Today I learned Mike Tyson owns a SpaceX car.

Today I learned Mike Tyson owns a SpaceX car.

it calls for thee.

it calls for thee.