Dear Girls,

Dear Girls,

brain is broken

brain is broken

I think i’m hilarious

I think i’m hilarious

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now

there’s always a next time

there’s always a next time

don’t drink milk and drive

don’t drink milk and drive

per my last shot

per my last shot

a true american patriot

a true american patriot

i ride it on the parade route

i ride it on the parade route

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

she has entered the endgame

she has entered the endgame

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left