I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.

http://someecards.com

Affordable hobbies are zoooooom!

Affordable hobbies are zoooooom!

You can get it, Stef.

You can get it, Stef.

This is the way.

This is the way.

WHERE’S THE BEEF?! – gran, probably.

WHERE’S THE BEEF?! – gran, probably.

Every calorie counts.

Every calorie counts.

OMG it’s beautiful Janet.

OMG it’s beautiful Janet.

Sounds like somebody needs some civil disobedience…

Sounds like somebody needs some civil disobedience…

We lit it we show it.

We lit it we show it.

The old spice marketing team is on drugs, presumably.

The old spice marketing team is on drugs, presumably.

I have no idea…

I have no idea…

Bench etiquette.

Bench etiquette.

Do you even bask in his glory, bro?

Do you even bask in his glory, bro?

Tend to the doge, PRN.

Tend to the doge, PRN.

Doges are not super great at human problems.

Doges are not super great at human problems.

*puts headphones on*

*puts headphones on*