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I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
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And I took that personally.
And I took that personally.
I’m trying my best, madre.
I’m trying my best, madre.
It’s for sure aliens.
It’s for sure aliens.
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
different strokes, etc.
different strokes, etc.
Isabelle, professional burg[er]lar
Isabelle, professional burg[er]lar
Best I can do is fifty bucks and a slice of za…
Best I can do is fifty bucks and a slice of za…
Words.
Words.
Do it for the dough.
Do it for the dough.
From the foothills of Nix Olympica…
From the foothills of Nix Olympica…
Airlines hate service horsies…
Airlines hate service horsies…
The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…
The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
Roger, you ignorant slut…
Roger, you ignorant slut…
Consent is randy, baby.
Consent is randy, baby.