Forever alone, level: delicious.

Forever alone, level: delicious.

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

…The laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world.

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

I crave the midnight sausage.

I crave the midnight sausage.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY

THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY

Kitty kisses are the best.

Kitty kisses are the best.

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

The master of distraction.

The master of distraction.

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

DMV Timelapse.

Teach them young.

Teach them young.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

We hates it!