Mind = blown.

The world we live in.

Volcanic smoke rings.

There is a chicken in my garage.

Still use this on my girlfriend.

This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is an option.

Whenever I ask my parents for money

When people ask why I always look pissed

Words.

I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

Summer woes.

Lego’d Michelangelo

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.

Science, engineering, liberal arts.

Some great actors.

3D-printed Barbie Armor