He touched the butt!

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Look for the helpers.

This sums up the problem nicely.

Well, it was worth a try.

This is a win win, win situation.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

We call it the toe crusher.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

To cucumber is to human.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?