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My girlfriend is better than yours…

My girlfriend is better than yours...
Employee of the month multiple times
Employee of the month multiple times
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
They had to say something, right?
They had to say something, right?
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
*anxiety sets in*
*anxiety sets in*
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
The only good use of the butterfly effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
Shoulda seen it coming
Shoulda seen it coming
they were warned
they were warned
You’re right, I’m not
You’re right, I’m not
Good-bye forever, keys
Good-bye forever, keys
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
So realistic
So realistic
Do+want.
Do want.
Good+morning%21
Good morning!
Accurate.
Accurate.
Jerk%21
Jerk!
Join the conversation
Extrovert+vs.+introvert.
Extrovert vs. introvert.
Highlight+anything+you+think+seems+stupid.
Highlight anything you think seems stupid.
Poor+t-rex.
Poor t-rex.
Words.
Words.
Gentlemons.
Gentlemons.
I+hope+you+didn%26%238217%3Bt+get+anyone+a+puppy.
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy.
Oscar+does+a+handstand%26%238230%3B
Oscar does a handstand…
Perpetual+motion.
Perpetual motion.