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Tell me a joke, Siri.

Tell me a joke, Siri.
Landlords whom evict.
Landlords whom evict.
Momther Alert
Momther Alert
Make sure to write out a business plan…
Make sure to write out a business plan…
Be troublesome.
Be troublesome.
That looks pretty fun[gi]
That looks pretty fun[gi]
My disappointment is immeasurable…
My disappointment is immeasurable…
We gotta pump those numbers…
We gotta pump those numbers…
Support your local bookstores.
Support your local bookstores.
The ancient practice of washing dishes.
The ancient practice of washing dishes.
Ah yes. The official list.
Ah yes. The official list.
I could watch this while howling at the moon.
I could watch this while howling at the moon.
This Cambodian rat was awarded a gold medal for sniffing out ~39 land mines.
This Cambodian rat was awarded a gold medal for sniffing out ~39 land mines.
Always a tweet…
Always a tweet…
Get well soon, 2020.
Get well soon, 2020.
Baby crabs are pretty cutesie.
Baby crabs are pretty cutesie.
No+I+have+not+smoked+marijuana%26%238230%3B
No I have not smoked marijuana…
What+the+Starbucks+lady+is+actually+doing
What the Starbucks lady is actually doing
Star+Trek%3A+Trek+Tok
Star Trek: Trek Tok
Sad+cat+diary.
Sad cat diary.
Join the conversation
Because+OM+NOM+NOM.
Because OM NOM NOM.
Conductors+and+their+spells.
Conductors and their spells.
What+time+is+it%3F+Coffee+time%21
What time is it? Coffee time!
The+feeling+after+sitting+on+my+foot+for+too+long%26%238230%3B
The feeling after sitting on my foot for too long…
Owls+are+jerks.
Owls are jerks.
My+brother+sucks%26%238230%3B
My brother sucks…
The+Man+of+Steel.
The Man of Steel.
Suddenly+hockey.
Suddenly hockey.